Hope you like it big.
I hope you like it hot.
I hope you like it beautiful,
Cause that’s all we got.
I hope you like it loud and proud,
Cause that’s what we’re all about.
And if you do, we’re gonna get along.
But if you don’t, here’s what you can do.

You just kiss my big TexA$$.
I hope your little car ani’t burning none of our gas.
If you don’t like cowgirls in boots and barbecue.
We don’t like you.
So you just kiss my big TexA$$.

You ever heard of George, Bush, Strait, Jones.
Yeah this is where the cows come home.
We’re gonna cut and run, down to cut’n shoot.
Maybe cut a rug and scoot a boot.
And if you don’t like how we’re doing things.
We’ll just succeed, yeah that means leave.

And you can kiss my big TexA$$.
I hope your little car ani’t burning none of our gas.
If you don’t like cowgirls in boots and barbecue.
We don’t like you.
So you just kiss my big TexA$$.

Yeah we’re big on football, cowboys and armadillos.
And over the years there’s been a few folks have tried to rule us.
But that lone star means everything to us.
That’s who we are. We’re the heart of Texas.
Just full of love, and if you ain’t big on that.

Then you can kiss my big TexA$$.

kiss my big Tex, kiss my big Tex, kiss my big TexA$$
Everybody!
kiss my big Tex, kiss my big Tex, kiss my big TexA$$
One more time.
kiss my big Tex, kiss my big Tex, kiss my big TexA$$

For the story behind the Texas Song click Texas Song Story.

Kiss Me Mama I Gotta Go Album Cover