Play Drink Her Pretty
By Neil Dover

Ah there she goes boys
Don’t stare, don’t stare

Yes she’s out there on the dance floor
Shakin’ her stuff
Filling’ out them jeans just a little too much
I got 20 bucks left, I hope its enough
She’s been eyeing me awhile I think I’m ready
To drink her pretty

I’ll never get drunk enough on beer alone
To wipe that ugly off clean down to the bone
It’s gonna take whiskey, I’m buyin’ it cheap
I might have enough to get her up to a three
If I can drink her pretty
I’m like Jesus turing water to wine at the ball
If I can drink her pretty
She’ll be Cindy Crawford in no time at all
But the thing is if I fall in love tonight
Well I got to stay drunk for the rest of my life

I gotta drink her pretty
Awl drink her pretty

Awl somebody give a shot
Make it two

She looks rough, I can’t lie
Awl but you ain’t looking’ at her in the right Bud Lite
Turn it on, let it shine
Ain’t nobody lookin’ better come closing time
Yeah tonight I’m gonna fulfill a fantasy
Menage a trois me and her and Jim Beam

I gotta drink her pretty
Awl drink her pretty

If I can drink her pretty
I’m like Jesus turing water to wine at the ball
If I can drink her pretty
She’ll be Cindy Crawford in no time at all
But the thing is if I fall in love tonight
Well I got to stay drunk for the rest of my life

I gotta drink her pretty
Awl drink her pretty

Well the sun comes up, better fill my cup
Looks like I went and fell in love
I gotta drink her pretty
I’m like Jesus turing water to wine at the ball
If I can drink her pretty
She’ll be Britney Spears in no time at all
But the thing is if I fall in love tonight
Well I got to stay drunk for the rest of my life

I gotta drink her pretty
Awl drink her pretty

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
One more shot
Danga danga danga danga danga danga danga
One more shot
Awl I’m out of money

Um Um Umm
Dammit girl

Picture of Neil sitting, holding his guitar and writing

Neil Writing